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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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