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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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