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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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