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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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