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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| 10. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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