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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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