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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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