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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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