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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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