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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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