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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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