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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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