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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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