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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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