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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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