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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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