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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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