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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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