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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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