| 1. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
|
| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
|
| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
|
| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
|
| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
|
| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
|
| 9. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
|
