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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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