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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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