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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:18/90/2008
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Joke:Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."
 
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