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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| 9. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| 10. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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