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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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