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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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