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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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