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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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