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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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