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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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