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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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