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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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