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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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