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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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