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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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