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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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