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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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