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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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