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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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