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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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