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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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