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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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