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| Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!... more
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| Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet.... more
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| Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?A: Barney in an elevator.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dinosaur jokes  |
| Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?To make sure they dont step on other dinosaurs.... more
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| Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?A: Because he is a meat eater!... more
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| 6. | Category: Dinosaur jokes  |
| Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dinosaur jokes  |
| Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)... more
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| Whats red on the outside and green on the inside?A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.... more
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| Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.... more
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| Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!... more
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