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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A junior partner in a firm was sent to a far-away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days o... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the USA, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law... more
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