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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 01/12/2008 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | One day a man was sleeping and the neighbors little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to sleep. She came back later and said, "Whats that furry stuff around your bird?" He replied thats "my nest." So he went back to sleep. She came back later. "Whats those two things under it?" He said those are "the eggs." She said, "Okay, can I play with your bird,and he said "ok." When he woke up later, he noticed that he was in the hospital. He saw the little girl and asked, "what happened?" She said, "When I was playing with your bird he spit in my eye so I chopped off his head, burnt down his nest and busted his eggs!" | | | |
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