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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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