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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 08/12/2008 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "Im sorry honey, Ive got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" | | | |
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