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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 06/20/2008 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope.A crocodile comes out of the river:- Hey pals, let me have a whiff.- Get lost, oh green one!- Come on guys, just one!- Go %@~# yourself!So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place.Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile.- W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig! | | | |
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