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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 13/12/2008 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!"The doctor asks, "Whats your problem?"The guy says, "Every morning I wake up with my morning flagpole...givethe wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpoolwith the next door neighbors wife who gives me a blow job during the rideto work. Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, Igo into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young officegirls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a goodboning. For afternoon tea, I give the bosss wife a good servicing.Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give thewife another screw.......""So...????" asked the doctor. "Whats your problem???"The guy says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate!" | | | |
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