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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 05/20/2008 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence.So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors. Another little boy raised his hand and said "the leaves on the trees are absolutely green" the teacher said no, they could be different colors at different times of the year. Little Johnny raised his hand and asked if there where lumps in farts,the teachers said no, I dont believe so.And Little Johnny said," well then I absolutely just shit in my pants!!!!" | | | |
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