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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 02/12/2008 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Pleasedescribe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertainsuspicions as to your wifes fidelity.""Well, Im pretty much on the road all week," the man testified. "So naturallywhen I am home, Im attentive to the wife." "One Sunday morning," he continued,"we were in the midst of some pretty heavy love-making when the old lady in theapartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, Cant you at least stop allthat racket on the weekends? | | | |
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