|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 22/12/2008 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you justgotten out of prison?""Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sexfrom the rear?""Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in frontof me, bent over, and shouted, YOUR TURN." | | | |
Add to del.icio.us
Digg this
Reddit
| |
More Dirty Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city fordinner, and asked to be served the specialty... more
| | 2. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before w... more
| | 3. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this make... more
| | 4. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: Its Braille for Suck here.... more
| | 5. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | Then theres the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.The dentis... more
| | 6. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower... more
| | 7. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who waspretty and intelligent. When he persuaded... more
| | 8. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | Q: Which of the following doesnt belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs,... more
| | 9. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle,... more
| | 10. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?Hold unto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!... more
|
|
|