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Category:Dirty jokes
Date Added:17/05/2013
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Joke:A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband,Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us alittle clue."The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I everslept with another man hed turn over in his grave."Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. "Take her to Turning Walter!"
 
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