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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 02/12/2008 | | Views: | 17 | | | | Joke: | While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who waspretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, hefound out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive foundhimself unable to perform.On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroomto find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her facecreamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie magazine.Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection.Looking down at this, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a bitch.Now I know why they call you a prick!" | | | |
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