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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 23/05/2013 | | Views: | 285 | | | | Joke: | A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes acrossa very old bottle. Hes just dusting it off when two rather tired lookinggenies pop out "Two genies!" he exclaims. "That must mean six wishes!""Sorry, buddy, its three or nuthin," say the genies, "and hurry up".The guy makes his three wishes and races off home to see if theyvebeen granted. He gets home and runs into his bedroom, where he findsthe most gorgeous girl he has ever seen waiting for him.After hours of mad, passionate sex, he stumbles out of bed andwalks into the living room where he is knee deep in $1000 bills. The guy can hardly believe his luck.Just then there is a knock at the door. He rushes over to open it,when two hooded KKK members throw a rope around his neck and string him up naked until he is dead. The two then take off their white hoods to reveal thatthey are, in fact, the two genies, bot h looking rather puzzled.The first genie turns to the second and says, "I can understand thebeautiful woman and all the money in the world, by why on earth would you want to behung like a black man?" | | | |
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