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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 09/12/2008 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in aManhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work forhim as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in thearmy," the general said. "Nothing to it - youll catch on again fast."Next morning promptly at eight oclock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-generalsbedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode aroundthe other side of the bed, spanked his employers wife on her bottom and said,"OK, sweetheart, its back to the village for you." | | | |
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