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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 21/05/2012 | | Views: | 127 | | | | Joke: | A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minuteslater, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutesafter that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "Whats all thescreaming about in there? Youre scaring the customers!" "Im just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush,somethingcomes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says... "You idiot!" "Youre sitting on the mop bucket! | | | |
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