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| | Category: | Dirty jokes | | Date Added: | 04/12/2008 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldnttell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussedhorseback riding with the members.A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and theycomplimented her on the speech her husband had made.She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as hes onlytried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and thesecond time he fell off." | | | |
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