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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| 10. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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